Corrupt a Wish

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where someone has to wish for something and the next person have to think of a way out of the wish.like to have to answer someones wish but, put some negativity to it.

Rules:
The same person can't answer the same wish they wished.
No spamming(of course)
Don't double post(of course)
If you can't think of a way to get some negativity,
then ask somebody.

It works like this.
(For Example)
(first poster) I wish my teacher would speak more english.
(second poster) She gets a better job and you get stuck with a perverted teacher.
I wish for a pet

It works like that.

Have fun destroying each others wishes. I guess I go first!

I wish i was rich.

wish approved

but the next day it give you thousands of viruses


i wish for a chicken

You chicken popped out of no where and laid eggs. The next day, your mom cooked them and you got arrested for animal abuse.

I wish for something to do

your wish is granted but....

you are failed doing something

i wish for a cat

You cat scratched you back and ran away.


I wish for a pizza.

your wish is granted but.......

you got a pizza which is tasteless and bad for health

i wish i have windows 7 running in my PC

wish approved
but the next day the government take your computer away because you were accused of hacking a federal website


i wish i was the smartest person in the world

wish granted but......
but you got caught by the police because you are smartest

i wish to make a vbuliten site

Your wish is granted, but
Your vbululiten site was aressted because it had colors in it.

I wish for a new bookmark.

wish granted

but it comes alive and gets eaten by a dog


I wish i was the president

You got elected, but you were very limited to what you do because you were a kid
EX:
You: Can i get a drink?
Secretary: Get it yourself

I wish i was bored

You wish is granted but you quickly found something to do and wasn't bored anymore.

I wish for pizza

You pizza came out old and ugly.

i wish for a laptop

Your laptop was old and unusable state

i wish for a cup

your cup broke when you first used it

Wish for something to eat.

You swallow a bomb and die. D;

I wish I could fly.

You flew into a building and died.

I wish for a new poster to keep the forum up.

wish granted
but the news poster lasted only for a second

i wish i had new pack of gum that i like from costco.

you ate all of the gum in a second

wish for a new speakers

when you plugged them in they exploded

I wish i had a nice ring tone

Your ring tone was deleted because of your little brother.

I wish for a monkey.

You got hungry and ate him or he threw poo at you and ran away


I wish i had 25 cents

You then bought something that was very useless to you and you had to throw it away.

I wish that the 3 chipmunks from "Alvin and the chipmunks" were real.

they are real but someone got hungry and had them for dinner


i wish that i have wings and they can fall off and grow whenever i want them to.

You used you rings to fly and got hit by a airplane

Wish for a new blanket

the blanket was all torn up and was stinky, also dirty


I wish for some delicious nachoes.