Corrupt a Wish

This is a game where someone has to wish for something and the next person have to think of a way out of the wish.like to have to answer someones wish but, put some negativity to it.

Rules:
The same person can't answer the same wish they wished.
No spamming(of course)
Don't double post(of course)
If you can't think of a way to get some negativity,
then ask somebody.

It works like this.
(For Example)
(first poster) I wish my teacher would speak more english.
(second poster) She gets a better job and you get stuck with a perverted teacher.
I wish for a pet

It works like that.

Have fun destroying each others wishes. I guess I go first!

I wish i was rich.

You get sued and loose all your money

i wish for a dog

your dog ran away because you never fed him

instead you get replaced a weird looking dog that runs away from you when you look at him

i wish for a computer

your computer died because your sister threw pudding and milk at it then threw it out of the window. You got replaced with a computer that takes 1 hour to load a website page.

I wish i got pony with rocket wheels

Your wish is granted,
but your pony flies away from you with his rockets.

I wish for a rainbow to apear everyday.

Your wish is granted, but

The rainbow appears for only a few seconds a day.

I wish I had a game to keep me busy..

Your wish is granted, the game keeps you busy but,

for only a second...

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but

you couldn't see so you'll crash into buildings

I wish i had a pet penguin

wish granted, but

the minute you got it, it had anger issues and it pooped everywhere after that, it jump out of the window and ran away.

I wish for anything i touch comes alive.

Your wish is granted

everything you touched became alive and started to eat you

i wish i could freeze time.

you froze time and you froze yourself with it.

I wish i had a better computer.

Your wish has been granted, but

the computer can only old load games from the 1980s

I wish i could do magic.

Wish is granted

You could do magic but pigeon peck at you

I wish for eternity life

Your wish is granted, but

you watch as all of your friends an family die while you cry your eyes out because you can't die.

I wish for a pony.

You pony is a ugly horse that runs away everytime you see it.

I wish i was a mod.

your wish is granted, but

you have been demoted instantly

i wish i would be a chatterbox

wish granted

but since you talk to much no one wants to be your friend


i wish i had a flying monkey

your wish is granted, but...

the flying monkey eat too much food and always fight with you!

I wish i bought Adobe PhotoShop CS4

You bought Adobe PhotoShop, but you just found it that yours doesn't work and it sucks

I wish for a Frankenstein to be by my side.

wish granted

but he turns evil and tries to kill you so now you live in a cardboard box in texas

what you wish?

i wish i would be a top poster here

You became a top poster but, then you find out that someone posted 10x more then you.

wish for a ipod

you buy it but it blows up and you don't have enough for a new one


i wish i was rich

your wish is granted, but....

You get wish and the tax collectors take all of your money.

i wish for a good internet connection!